🖤 SMUT SLUT BOX: BLACK FRIDAY SALE 🖤
Live: Midnight Friday (Nov 29) — Ends: 11:59 PM Cyber Monday (Dec 2)
🚨 All orders ship December 3rd. These are LIMITED drops — when they’re gone, they’re gone.
Value: Up to $120+ | You Pay: $80
Couldn’t grab a past box before it sold out? Here’s your second chance.
Choose any two available past boxes and get them for just $80 total.
💥 Steamy books. Sexy toys. All the curated chaos you’ve come to expect.
🛍️ Boxes included: Haunted, October, September, while supplies last.
Haunted: A cheeky tribute to the book that started it all—this ghostly box blends goddess energy, haunted mansion vibes, and smutty empowerment with a wink and a whip.
October: Stranded on a stormy island with a man made of secrets and sharp edges, this box dives deep into obsession, ocean-blue temptation, and the kind of pain that leaves a mark.
September: Inspired by a heroine on the run and the dangerous men who would do anything to claim her, this box blends fear, lust, and fantasy into a wickedly satisfying escape.
💎 Elevated Boxes – $100 Each
Value: $120–$180+ | You Pay: $100
These are premium, ultra-limited, collector-level boxes that go HARD.
Only a handful of each remain — grab your fave before someone else gets spanked.
Stranded. Soaked. Completely feral.
Inspired by Does It Hurt?, this elevated October box is a siren’s call to the wildest parts of you. It’s a sensual descent into obsession, power plays, and saltwater sins.
This isn’t a box. It’s a challenge.
Dive in—if you dare.
This is The Haunted Box, but taken to the next plane.
Still themed around Better Homes and Hauntings, this elevated edition includes everything from the standard box—plus three extra goodies that are lush, luxe, and wickedly symbolic.
You’ll receive:
Everything from the original box (vibe, claws, bondage tape, etc.)
PLUSA wax rose (ghostly romance meets gothic beauty)
A rose-shaped butt plug (because haunted houses aren’t the only thing that’ll leave you wide-eyed)
A rose wand vibe (soft petals, strong vibration—need we say more?)
Inspired by the paranormal charm and slow-burn kink of the novel, this box is a floral fantasy dripping in moans and mystery.
Dive deeper into the dark delights of Black and Silver with this elevated Smut Slut Box experience. Inspired by the first toy scene, the MMC’s devilish charm, and the deliciously kinky dynamic between our leads, this box delivers high heat with high-quality items.
This is not your average romance box—it’s a full sensory experience curated for the bold, the bratty, and the beautifully unbothered. Grab yours before they’re gone.
paranormal why choose dreams get dirtier with premium extras—perfect for collectors who crave a little more blood and silk with their spice.
12 Days. 12 Surprises. 1 Naughty December. Includes toys, stories, and limited-edition holiday heat. Ships Dec 3. 🎄
Ready to roll the dice on pleasure? Our Mystery Toy Box is packed with 6+ full-size surprise toys—think vibes, plugs, floggers, pheromones, and more. No book, no plot, just pure, unapologetic fun.
🔥 $100 flat
💥 Massive value
🖤 May include favorites from past boxes
Perfect for adventurous babes who want to spice things up without knowing what’s coming (until it’s coming 😉). Limited quantity. No refunds. All thrills.
Dare to unwrap it.
Couldn’t make it to the Smut Lovers Conference? Don’t worry, babe—I went, I wandered, I winked, and I curated a box just for you. This exclusive mystery box includes the Smut Lovers Chronicles Anthology (retail value $75) featuring original short stories from the very authors who attended the con—plus 5+ full-size spicy surprises straight from your favorite romance-loving vendors.
From pleasure tools to cheeky bookish accessories, this box is packed with sex-positive goodies from small businesses like Delphian Creations, Springs Ink, Romance Gear Boutique, That Chick Maya, and P3 Create. Think vibes, art, notebooks, lube, stickers, and more.
This is a one-time limited drop. No restocks. No spoilers. Just vibes.
Not ready to commit? Just want a taste?
We’ve got spicy little options to keep things flexible, flirty, and fun:
Retail value $210+ | Ships Dec 3 | Limited quantities
Step into your own red room of pleasure with this exclusive, high-value drop inspired by the series that awakened a generation. Whether you read it for the plot (sure, babe) or the chains and contracts, this box is a sensual tribute to all things power, pleasure, and play.
All three original books, official Fifty Shades toys, and a curated collection of sultry extras come together in this elegant power-play of a box that’s fit for a submissive with standards.
Need a filthy little gift for your favorite book lover?
This luxe gift card covers a full 3-month subscription at the 2-month price.
📫 Physical card ships with branded packaging — just add ribbon and ruin them.
Need a treat or five?
Each bag is packed with leftover mystery items from previous boxes — think toys, treats, stickers, BDSM goodies, and more.
💋 Perfect for spicing up stockings or sneaking something for yourself.
📦 Single Box Purchase
Want just one box without the commitment or bundle? We’ve got you covered. Choose your favorite theme and grab a stand-alone box before it’s gone—because these babies sell out fast.
Welcome to where it all began.
This limited-edition box is a love letter to the book that started it all—Better Homes and Hauntings. Old-school? Yes. Iconic? Absolutely. This lightly smutty ghost-filled read is the one that pulled Annie down the smut rabbit hole and inspired the birth of Smut Slut Box.
It’s cheeky. It’s spooky. It’s the box that paved the way for everything to come.
Features Does It Hurt—a chaotic, water-logged spiral into obsession. Comes with ocean-inspired toys and tattoo replicas straight from the book.
Our paranormal why choose pick with kings, trigger warnings, and premium extras. Think blood, silk, and secrets.
💅 A Few Important Notes:
- All items ship Dec 3
- No mixing/matching box contents — each is pre-packed for chaos & ease
- Discount codes do not apply to Black Friday deals (they’re already 🔥)
- Some items may contain adult content — you’ve been warned, babe